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Friday 2 July 2010

Wasps, what do they really do? They don't look cute (like kittens) and they don't produce honey (unlike bees.) All they seem to do is sting people for no reason and look mean. I suppose they do eat insects which are bad but so do ladybirds and they don't sting for NO REASON! Even if they do some worthwhile thing, I think we could probably do without them, don't you?

Wednesday 23 June 2010

Facebook groups, some of them are just plain weird. I was on facebook the other day when one of my friends invited me to join another one of these groups. Almost all of the ones I get invited to are named 'if 1,000,000 people join this group, I will ________________' the________________
often includes change my name to something stupid or propose to my girlfriend but honestly, if 1,000,000 people do bother to join that group, is it remotely likely that they will do what they said, I mean, who is going to make them? So whenever you get invited to join one of those groups, ignore it and put it straight into the hypothetical trash can, where it belongs.

Monday 21 June 2010

People in Horror films are Idiots!

Doesn't it bother you how all people in horror movies are SUCH IDIOTS! For instance, when there is a sound from the room upstairs, they go up to 'check it out' on their own with NO WEAPON! Also, they always go to stay at the creepy hotel or investigate the supposedly haunted old barn, why? Also, when there is one person left (normally a women) running pretty darn quickly away from the evil guy, he manages to catch up to them in a few brisk steps, and even if they don't catch up with the person running away, they ALWAYS trip over. In Conclusion, if you are driving along and your car breaks down outside a spooky house, don't go in to ask for help, most likely, you'll trip over and be killed by a maniac.